Eulogy for an Art School. Bambi Kunst Goes to Grad School During the Collapse of Empire So You Don’t Have To! Top Ten Things They Don’t Want You to Know!





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EULOGY FOR AN ART SCHOOL
FALL 2024 *NEW TRENDS THIS SEASON*



An Annotated Reading of
Deleuze on Bacon:



CONTENTS:

ABOUT:








Bremen, Germany
I Went from the Margins to the Center and Back. Top Ten Things They Don’t Want You to Know.
Hochschule für Künste Bremen

Artist talk in the style of clickbait article, given for Temporary Spaces Atlier, the class of Asli Serbest. Organzied by exiled Ukranian performance artist/club kid/scholar Go Piss Girl.



4 July





Berlin Fashion Week
Bambi Kunst in Conceptual Art Therapy
with Cyrstal Reneè Drake

Three hour performance as both model and critic for FIZZY Mag at Pandora Art Gallery, during an art-fashion show hosted by Therapy Berlin,  Tata Christian, and Fade Out Label.

Music by Mattam Matta, Zona Interdunar, and T.O.W.P.E.
Live fashion-drawing by Georg Martin.  

[Performance Score – Have a real therapy session live on Zoom from the front row of the Thearpy Berlin runway during Berlin Fashion Week. Actual, real-life Conceptual Art Therapist Crystal Reneè Drake joins remotely from Chicago. I review the runway while Drake reviews my art practice.]

Crystal Reneè Drake is an indigenous, queer, relational therapist, who strives to offer compassionate support tailored to clients’ experiences of grief, life changes, and mental health. Their practice deeply integrates art as a transformative tool, using relational art therapy to blend cultural values, identity, and community connection. This approach not only aims to decolonize therapy but also empowers the people and artists.




5 July



Berlin
Bambi Kunst is Seemingly Always En Route To the Gig
with Sammie Veeler at Trust Fund

 Spontaneous day with artist/e–girl/curator Sammie Veeler, who is currently trapping out of Trust. We went on the computer and she printed out posters and graphic scores for me.

Wondering,
Is this also the performance?



6 July 

My Roman Empire is Bambi Kunst


Rome

90-minute body-based performance in public space outside of Angelo Mai

Performance Cancelled! Due to Rail Strike! Solidarity with workers.





7–21 July

Bambi Kunst is
Crowned Prince of Semiotics in The Tower

Monte Castello di Vibio, Italy
Institute for Contemporary Art Italy

12-day performance accompanied by drawing and writing in a 15th century landowner’s surveilance tower built from Etruscan Stones reimagined as a Doomscroll Tower Card. Thanks to Michelle Grabner and the Institute for Contemporary Art Italy for the invitation to experiment, and to art-critic Nikki Cormaci for archiving the performance.  

Writing on echo chambers, accelerationism, trend forecasting, the algorithmic flattening of image culture and heartbreak, to be announced.

 
24–27 July 

Bambi Kunst in Venice is Drowning

Venice
P E R F O R M A T I C A
60th Annual Venice Biennale

90-minute rags-to-riches fairytale set in the climate apocalypse, using the global art market as a backdrop. Curated by Hector Canonge for Performatica: Foreign Bodies All Over during the 60th Annual Venice Biennale.




2 August
Absent Art Star at Local Opening


Venice   /   Chicago
Bloko Venice

Stasia’s Gallery Gold Coast

A conceptual performance commissioned uses out-of-town-ness as a medium to concider Lacan’s petit-a small object of desire.

Curated by Veronika Clements for the opening of Our Delicate Armor, a painting exhibition featuring Caleb Yono, Anne-Joelle Tan, Bambi Kunst, Jewlya Sturtevant, and Virginia Kidd.


[Performance Score – Miss your own opening of bad girls of painting genre show to review sculptural chirs made by artist/curator Victor Miklos in the courtyard garden of Bloko Venice by sitting on them. Enjoy the shade of passionflower. Call the act of refusal something obvious like Bambi’s Day Off or Absent Art Star at Local Opening. Appear only in the curator’s stress-dreams alongside a cast of her ex-boyfriends. Buy yourself flowers. Crown yourself with your own laurels. Carry your own gear-bag. Okay, actually maybe Victor can carry the bag. Pin yourself with a ribbon that reads, curator’s favorite, but attach the pin up-side down. ]




5 August



Copenhagen
Coll
pse Contemporary

Floating Pop–Up on Nyhavn Canal


Embodied Nihilist at the Digital Escapist Garden Party is a 4 hour happening at The Raft, a floating sensory structure built for the 2023 International Union of Architects (UIA) World Congress by Studio Coquille and Tan & Blixenkrone in Copenhagen’s Nyhavn Canal. Happening can be viewed from BLOX, Lille Langebro, or by boat from the water.

The day after the happening, there will be a guided sign-walk through Nørrebro led by Bambi & sign-painter Veronika Skilte. Veronika is a trade painter known within the craft as the best signpainter in the world with a speciality in gold leaf. transfeminist sign-painting collective Burds of the Brush. Her work went viral this year in the form of an ASMR video with 4 million views. Veronika and her collaborator Line were comissioned to paint SUPERFLEX’s contribution to Danish Pavillion at the 60th Annual Venice Bienalle by hand for the Designmuseum Denmark.

Wondering:
Sign-Painting and Viral Videos. Is it Art?






7–14 August
Bambi Kunst and Vanity Crystal in Fever Dream
London

Merging, Stillness Lane

Week long research residency with sound artist Vanity Crystal (ViVi) from the UK Hardcore bands Rubber and Negative Space. We contracted Punk Flu together and did not perform. Evidence of research can be found on ViVi’s radio show Repetitive Strain, out monthly on Balamii, and on episode 3 of anarchist podcast Backshots Pod, entitled “High Speed Railed.

“Punk ruined my life.”
– Vanity Crystal

“No, yeah. Reading theory ruined mine.”
– Bambi Kunst



15–18 August

Dumpster Fire Bambi
Performance for exhibition Democrazy, concurent with counterprotests to the DNC in Chicago.  

Chicago
Co-Prosperity, Lumpen Journal


Bambi chips themself with a subdernmal RF-ID chip in this endurance body-based performance, while chanting, "we are literally dying on this hill," "this is the future liberals want," "this is the future conservatives want," and "no future in Amerikkka" in front of a 4K close up video projection of a dumpster fire. Democrazy Festival runs concurrent to the Democratic National Convention in Chicago, and is hosted by Lumpen Journal. Bambi wears a Barragán SS24 post-ironic American Flag look and wearable streaming sculpture X-Rig by ∅ Tenzing. No anarchists were harmed in the making of this video.

Performance Cancelled! Due to Punk Flu and Injury that occured off the page!  New Date TBA.



31 August
Love Interest with Amnesia
48 x 72 in
paint, snail secretion filtrate, lube, under–eye masks, USB drive, bikini bottoms, white-Tshirt, safety pin on deadstock Balenciaga nylon micro–canvas in color: caviar.


Chicago
Stasia’s Gallery


Love Interest with Amnesia is a painting that has forgotten itself. Or a performance yet to be realized.  A
large black canvas stretched from deadstock Balenciaga nylon micro canvas in the color caviar sits blank, waiting for the artist to create the painting live, during a 2 hour performance on the exhibition’s closing day. The materials list betrays what the canvas could become. This duet of two new works under one name take on femininity as seen through the lens of TV and movie tropes like the born-sexy-yesterday fembot or the I-can-be-what-you-want-me-to-be bombshell with no past. Wondering: What happens to the love interest when they are out of the frame?

“You showed up in my dreams last night. It was you, my ex-boyfriend from high school, and my ex-boyfriend from college. So congraduations.”
– Veronika Clements, curator

“...”
– Bambi Kunst
[Performance given while wearing ballgag, in response to nearly being censored from the show for having an illegible interpretation of feminity.]



September 25

POV: Artist Studio Gameplay Infinate Loop

Chicago
Warehouse Location Released Day Of Show

Performance score: Chain self to wall during the last gabber rave of summer. Paint for 8 hours in the middle of a two-room warehouse rave while wearing ear protection, a ballgag, a bikini, mini skirt, and platform boots. Concider this a reperformance by-way-of translation of Spring 2025 collaboration with Gartex and Signal Clearance, Rave Bambi Bound to Speaker Stack 4 Hours.  















this is me
Bambi Kunst is a cultural critic working in Chicago and Berlin. At night, Bambi makes deranged and durational performance art in subcultural spaces, art galleries, and raves. During the day, they are a columnist and art critic at FIZZY Mag, an independent fashion magazine based in Berlin, est. by Riot Grrrl photographer Brit the Kid in the early 2000s. CollⒶpse Contemporary, Bambi’s apartment gallery, is located in downtown Pilsen in Chicago. Bambi is a post-digital situationist. They are like if Hal Foster had an Instagram account and could only publish text while shouting out a plumping lip gloss sponsorship. Born in 1996 to teenage grunge musician parents, Bambi is like if a nepo baby inherited noise and cultural critique instead of money. Bambi is currently on a European tour, where they will spend their aesthetic inheritance fast.
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